I want to thank you for this absolutely perfect, sunny day in paradise — as opposed to all the crappy days we’ve had lately.  You know the kind I’m talking about – the rainy we’d-turn-the-heat-on-if-it-were-this-cold-in-November days. Yeah, well we don’t want anymore of those.

Now I don’t want to seem ungrateful for any day – I mean they are all truly a blessing but honestly – I know you appreciate honesty – this summer has pretty much sucked.

You know I think you might could fix this problem by just kind of evening things out a little – I mean we’ve been cold and wet in Vermont while my daughter and her family are trapped in a slow-bake oven in Texas.  Doesn’t seem quite fair does it?

I don’t wanna tell you how to run the world but I’m thinking you could take these two extremes and kinda smush them together to make a pretty good summer for everyone.  It would certainly make everyone in Vermont and Texas a lot happier and I know in my heart that you want us all to be happy.

No need to feel bad about how things have turned out so far  –  I know you would have fixed  it sooner if you’d just thought of it.  No shame in that, everyone needs a little help now and then and I was happy to do it.

Sincerely,
Sharon