Achoo!  Yep it’s spring – the trees are a blooming and I’m a sneezing.  What kind of twisted trick is this?  I mean Mother Nature finally blesses us with perfection – warm weather, sunshine and beautiful flowering trees all over town – except that the damn trees are toxic to hundreds of us who suffer from allergies.

Could it be that Mother Nature has an evil twin who goes around sprinkling poison pollen on everything that her prettier, nicer sister creates?  Or maybe Mother Nature is just delusional and doesn’t realize she’s created the Attack of the Killer Trees.

So at a time of year when I should have the windows flung open, be out walking my dog, and have an insanely large smile on my face I’m blowing my nose, wiping my eyes, and walking around in a stupor from all the Benedryl I’ve taken.

Would somebody  just cut my nose off and put me out of my misery?