I know you’ve been waiting with baited breath – be still your heart - here are my much anticipated New Year Resolutions.
Be Taller
I’ve been 5’3” since I was about 15 and I’m pretty damn tired of it. I’m thinking 5’7” should be about right. I’ll look thinner for one thing and I won’t have to take up the hem on any more pants.
Be A Wanton Sex Goddess
I’ve actually done this before and had quite a bit of fun so I think I’ll do it again. If you know a man who might be interested in participating please pass along his number.
Be More Intelligent
Well not really – I’m just going to acquire a British accent and people will think I’m more intelligent.
Date a Billionaire
Especially if he has a yacht – I really need some time in the sun. Okay this is actually part of my Wanton Sex Goddess resolution. Note: I don’t want to actually keep him – just play with him for awhile.
Swear More
I’ve noticed that I always have more fun when I let the swear words fly so that’s what I’m gonna do!
Wear More Red
I look good in it, it makes my eyes look blue, and I’m thinking it will help achieve my goal to be a Wanton Sex Goddess.
Wear Absolutely Silly Shoes This Summer & Paint My Toe Nails Slut Red
